You know you are OLD when you....

    You know you are OLD when you can't STAY AWAKE when it is NAP TIME.

    You know you are OLD when you can't continue TELLING someone your STORY if you FORGET a simple WORD UNTIL MINUTES later when you FINALLY THINK OF THE WORD.

   When my father in law did it we used to not understand because The WORD could have EASILY BEEN SKIPPED and we would have still UNDERSTOOD THE STORY.

   BUT when you are OLD you are DETERMINED to PROVE to YOURSELF that you CAN REMEMBER THE WORD whether it matters to anyone else or not.

   You know you are OLD when you CAN NO LONGER EAT the FOODS you used to LOVE because now that FOOD UPSETS your stomach.

   You know you are OLD when you CALL SOMEONE in there THIRTIES a YOUNGSTER.

    You may FEEL LIKE you are YOUNG and you may even LOOK LIKE you are YOUNG.

    But when you are OLD you CAN'T DENY that you are OLD because you're REMINDED in many little ways that you are OLD.

    You may FEEL YOUNG AT HEART but remember that your NOT AS YOUNG as you used to be, so BE CAREFUL what you PHYSICALLY DO because you GOT OLDER with time.