That Bee was laughing at us

Have you ever had a Bee run you off your porch and stand guard so you can't get back to your front door to get away from it? Every time it flies away and you make a move it appears out of nowhere making you retreat to the yard. After I waited for what seemed like an hour my son came out to see what was taking me so long. As the front door closed behind him and he was standing at the edge of the porch and he started to ask what was taking me so long, there just inches from his nose the large bumble bee hovered stopping his words in mid sentence and sent him running in the yard now trapped there with me. I can only imagine the huge laugh the Bee was having that at only one inch big he could scare off two five foot humans.