No alarm clock needed

Have you ever worried that you will wake up late when you have an appointment early in the morning? Well I have found the solution to never missing that appointment. It is called "The Kentucky Alarm Clock". Drink a lot of water before going to bed and you are sure to wake up early to go to the bathroom. I tried it and it sure does work. So next time you have an early appointment don't forget to set your Kentucky Alarm Clock.